Many successfully re-educated individuals have entered and left the Shadows Information Office, secure in the knowledge that the noble Shadows are doing their utmost to safeguard peace and harmony throughout the galaxy. Below is a selection of the comments that some of these now-happy beings have made....

"I like the approach you've taken...it's twisted. I like that."
- JMS (Yes, that's from THE Mr. Straczynski!)

"You've been immediately bookmarked and mailed to friends!"
- Jonathan Andrew Sheen

"Clever. I've listed your site in the Guide's Humor section."
- Stephen Grimm (Editor, The Lurker's Guide to Babylon 5)

"Wonderful! Sign me up! I'd *love* to be a shadow liaison!
ROTFLMAO! One of the funniest things I've seen in months. Of course,
I suspect I'm going to be part of the one-third that agrees with
the Shadows' motives, if not their means..."
- Christopher M. Conway

"I like it."
- Kurt Reisler

"Proof positive that Neil Davidson ought to be King."
- Neil Davidson (* IRC nick : Mr_Morden)

"Tremendous! Wonderful! Terrific!"
- Neal Klein

"Gotta give it to you, this is one of the most impressive (and
hilarious!) pages I've seen on all the Web."
- Tom Maddox

" I am immediately adding it to my list of links on my site."
- Brent Schmidt

"That's really cute in a sick and twisted sort of way."
- Heather Anne

"Clearly you must tell everyone on the planet how to organize their lives."
- Neil Davidson (* IRC nick : Mr_Morden)

"Excellent! I really liked the Shadow info office, despite that race's
particular representatives among us..."
- Pat Mustakangas (* IRC nick : Shayla)

"....now, having seen your excellent information page, I have fully recovered,
and realize the glorious destiny that awaits us all if only [the Shadows] prove victorious!"
- Kevin Block-Schwenk

"Nice job."
- Ron Courtright

"This was amazing! It kept me in stitches for hours! Keep up the good
(and enlightening) work!"
- Rusty Lloyd

"The "Neighborhood watch" over the Olympics .... was a *nice* touch."
- John R Campbell (my favourite too, John!)

"<squeak>"
- Associate #1 (* IRC 'nick' : Assoc.#1)

"Oooooooooh."
- Mark H. Anbinder

"Love it! I'll be putting a link to your site from mine..."
- Allan Crossman (Sorry I misspelled your name first time, Allan!)

"This page is SO HILARIOUS.. that I almost forgave them for killing Kosh.... almost"
- Jesse Mendelsohn (* IRC nick : Kosh)

"Not just bent 'round the bend, it has been twisted so many times around
the bend that it thoroughly transfixes like a giant corkscrew. Very sick. I like it."
- Mark Lawrence Shannon

"Your Shadow Information Office is just absolutely brilliant.
I haven't laughed so hard in weeks. Thanks!"
- JD Paul

"And now the Great Man himself has seen and approved"
- Stuart Daley

"JMS said your page was twisted, and he was right!"
- Bill Garrett

"Add me to the list of those who have enjoyed and bookmarked your very
important Shadows Information Office page..."
- Mark Meyer

"You're a sick man ... I like that :-)"
- Ruth Ballam

"Sick, twisted, and WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
- KoS

"That's twisted. I approve. I've already linked it to my B5 web page."
- Rachel M. Thurston

"Finally, an enlightened person cracks through the fog of deception
put out by those war embracing cultures like the Vorlon and Minbari!"
- Tom Fletcher

"We will fight them on the beaches."
- Winston Churchill

"I also found the Shadow youth's Serenade to be.... inspiring."
- Richard Feldman

"I can't wait to see what else you plan to add to this site."
- Jonathan S. Roth

"Your SIO page is sick, twisted, warped and depraved. Needless
to say, I LOVED IT!"
- James A. Wolf

"Ahead, Warp factor 2"
- James T. Kirk

"I have to admit, this is good. SICK.....But good."
- J. Scot McDonald

"My good friend Anna disappeared on your homeworld in the recent past, yet
assorted rumours lead me to believe that she is still alive...."
- Lizzie Sheridan

"I would like to say you have done a wonderful job on your page."
- 'Shadow' (Associate #1?)

"I use to be scared S---Less of the shadows. Now, its not quite as bad."
- Liz

"MUCH better than Cats!"
- Nick L. Albright

"THANKS FOR THE PAGE. DOES THIS MEAN I AM NOT A LURKER ?"
- Terrance M. Dooley

"I couldn't stop laughing!!"
- 'Yage'

"The best page I have ever seen!"
- Ian Collins (* IRC nick : Ender)

"Absolutely hilarious site. .... I am so glad to finally know the truth."
- Troy Anthony Harris

"Surreal! I couldn't stop laughing though."
- Debbie McCarthy

" You poor sick twisted individual!"
- Chris Page

"I'm glad someone finally has the gumption to tell the truth about Shadows"
- Ed Graham

"Hell, everyone knows the Shadows are sexy. Sign me up."
- R Hart

"Sign me up, but only if I can get a ride in the shadows car!"
- Richard Meikle

"boy, it IS twisted! I *love* it!"
- Miguel Farah

"Loved the page & the information - very Shadowy!"
- Ruth McCullough

"At last a being with the right idea about the Shadows."
- Nathan

"Buy more Windows software."
- Bill Gates

"Excellent piece of propaganda! It's funny too."
- A. J. Parmet

"Excuse me."
- The Kurgen

You too can feel as Shadow-friendly as these people. Simply Return to the Office and absorb the currently available facts.

* NOTE: IRC nick refers to nicknames on Internet Relay Chat (IRC) channel #babylon5 on EarthInt. The IRC server that I (Mr_Morden) use to acces EarthInt is: