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BILL GATES IS SICK
of misleading PLONKER headlines.


DREAM MACHINE
We take a first look at IBM’s newest beasty and decide that it’s crap. (but stylish - Ed.)

IBM’s new dream machine, the KRONIKK.
The shape of things to come?

PLUS:

• Dark Forces - We haven't seen it yet.
  
• Microsoft - Are they hiding Hitler's teeth?
  
• Networks - Which is best at removing unsightly stains?
  
• Reviews - We try out 3D Monster Maze on the ZX81.
  

Simon Sad - Editor

Editorial....

Simon "Psycho" Sad - Editor.

CONTENTS

Features.

• Dream Machine - we test the designer Kronikk
  
  
• Virtual Anus - Another thrusting investigation
  
  
• Advertisement - The PHANTOM (tm)
  
  
  
  

• Contents
  
  
• Newsdesk;
  - Pentium Bug Captured!
  - Bates vs Plonker
  
  
• Reviews - Monster Maze & Dark Forces
  
  
• Mailbag - your views and problems
  
  
• Classified Ads
  
  
• Mr. Tedium
  

Editor- - - - - - - - - - - - - - Simon Sad
Lead artist- - - - - - - - - - - Rorschach
Supporting artists- - - - - - - Rorschach, MegaBlast
Researchers- - - - - - - - - - Rorschach, MegaBlast
Executive Editor - - - - - - - Rorschach
Equipment & Funding- - - - T.G.C., Rorschach

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