-= A silly struggle =-

As the armour-plated aliens surge into the smallish cell, you swing at one,
and would have hit it right in the knee had not one of its associates bit your
arm off as it passed by its ravenous maw.
Not to be out-done, you eat the guilty monster straight away without once
stopping to think that the creatures could be made of poison! Succombing
immediately to the vile chemicals contained in the extra-terrestrial nostrils,
you collapse to the floor in tortured agony. As you scream and try to breath,
the aliens eat your eyes and crunch up your remaining limbs with their
unfeasably ferocious teeth and pincers. You finally perish when a beast pisses
into your mouth, hissing what must be, "eat acid pee".